I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
