it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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