On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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