The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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