Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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