well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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