question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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