how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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