I love black thongs
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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