quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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