You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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