Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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