yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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