Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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