Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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