dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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