i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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