That's intense
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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