Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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