I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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