id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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