Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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