Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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