do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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