Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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