i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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