Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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