Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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