I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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