Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Non-Jews are for practice
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
