Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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