babies were throwing up all over the place
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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