Have you finally orgasmed yet?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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