The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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