I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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