I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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