THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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