where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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