You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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