yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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