if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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