i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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