but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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