Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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