You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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