I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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