what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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