Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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