There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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