at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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