i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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