I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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