FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
FUCK WHALES
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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