$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize