Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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