dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
kristin has been a bad kristin
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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