I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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