She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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